The votes have been counted… and this is the final result!

Mad Cow Disease – Jonas 79
Open Bar – Keithykat 71
Best Friend’s Tribute – Yami 69
Delayed – Yami 69
Elephant in the Room – Sebastian 66
Katy Bødtger’s Such a Whore – Sebastian 66
Redesigning The Atlas – Jonas 64
Cleopatra’s Needles – Tim, London 46
Schadenfreude – Jonas 39
Come Back – arcticandy 37
Daddy’s got no pants on – Dimivision 36
Estonian misheard – Tim, London 32
Brundlefly – Tim, London 32
Drama – Keithykat 30
Super Pussy – Dimivision 28
Esmeralda – Sebastian 28
IKEA bed – kccc 28
Put-upon Pizza Hut Employee Throws Her Boss under the Bus – phutty 24
Learner Driver Confesses – Esker 23
Broad Daylight – Yami 22
Prolefeed – phutty 20
Esio Trot – Harrow 10
Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows – Harrow 7
I’m Not Gay – phutty 5

Go here for the complete breakdown of the votes.