Depressed

Based on Halo Halo (Yugoslavia 1982)

I got home from work as usual
Wife in bed with a transsexual
Ooooh!
Ooooh!
Stumbled backwards and landed on my cat

Motel-room, used hardcore porn to sleep
(Shoobee-doo-a)
Saw my daughter whip a balding creep
(Shoobee-doo-a)
Ooooh!
Ooooh!
Stumbled backwards, landed on a Basque

Depressed! Depressed! Depressed! Depressed! (more alcohol)
I’m waist-deep, I can’t sleep, hardly weep and my mother just died

Depressed! Depressed! Depressed! Depressed! (more alcohol)
I need pills or cheap thrills, no big bills, please be nice, man

Doctor wouldn’t give me valium
(Shoobee-doo-a)
Found some cancer-cells in my rectum
(Shoobee-doo-a)
Oooooh!
Oooooh!
And four whiskers and a cute beret

Depressed! Depressed! Depressed! Depressed! (more alcohol)
I’m waist-deep, I can’t sleep, hardly weep and my father just died

Depressed! Depressed! Depressed! Depressed! (more alcohol)
Lost my job to a slob in the mob, horsehead in bed

Depressed! Depressed! Depressed! Depressed! (more alcohol)
Lost my hair when I listened to Cher, that is kind of weird

Depressed! Depressed! Depressed! Depressed (more alcohol)
All the booze, greasy food and the pills has its impact
Hairless in my speedo, I’m a teddypear