Disgusting Disney Films

Based on Kinder dieser Welt (Austria 1985)

Finding Nemo, Cinderella, Tarzan
and Hercules, The Princess and the Frog
Pochahontas, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Peter Pan

Written for children, seemingly sweet
Made by a brand of impressive repute
Please keep your kids from distaseful Disney films

Smutty productions, writers to blame
Characters seedy, the plot points the same
Look for example, at Beauty and the Beast

They’re both a little scared (it’s beastly)
And neither one prepared (not healthy)
A human with a homodont
Revolting beastiality

Then there’s Aladdin, he’s chasing the girl
Shows her his carpet, and his whole nude world
Something’s amiss though his nipples are not there (where are they?)
Can’t see them anywhere (his nipples)
Although his chest is bare (confusing)
Disturbing Disney films

Ariel the Little Mermaid
Had scandal at her wedding
When the old priest’s “deity” shared the scene

Mmm… when Simba went to the shadowy place
African dark rooms were out on the plains
Elephant boners too much for him to bear

And Mulan introduced (how dare they)
The theme of gay romance (not ok)
Li Shang thought that she was a boy
Yet wanted Ping to be a man

The ice queen was so cold (yes Elsa)
In Frozen she concealed (don’t feel it)
A tendence to the lesbian
But Olaf saw enough to melt

Fisting Nemo, Cinderfella, Tartzan
and Whorecules, The Princess and the Frot
Pokeherhonkers, Horsecock the Naughty Man, Peter’s Pants

Disgusting Disney Films!