Based on Slovenia 2017
I’m not gay, just watchin’ gay guys’ backs –
coz I say there’s nothin’ wrong with that.
So I made the choice to fight – fight for LGBT rights!
Why’s it make you so uptight?
But it’s so hard to tell if queer life’s truly hell.
I won’t learn that from anybody else.
How much you have to fake, how hard it is to take,
if it’s just like the porn… I need to know.
Yes, I’m straight, but lyin’ on my back –
my friend Raay is fillin’ up my crack.
What’s it feel like deep inside? This gives me a real insight.
What you go through every night…!
Gay? Me? Ne.
Me and Raay, we’ve come up with a plan
how to make the perfect pro-gay stand:
one gay marriage, two straight guys. Yes indeed, you heard that right!
We’ll support your solemn fight – wedding day and wedding night.
Two straight guys who do what’s right
for you gays.